With Liberty and Justice to Brawl
I checked out my first roller derby this weekend, cheering on Bikini Killer (aka Jen) and the Cherry Blossom Bombshells in a very close match (is it a match? I feel like Zoolander) against the D.C. DemonCats.
It was so close, in fact, that I came close to brawling on the sidelines with a few overzealous fans from the opposing team (I think you can hear me say “shut your mouth” in the video). Now, I just need to pick out a roller derby name and learn to skate. Oh wait, there’s a Roller Derby name generator:
My brand-new Roller Derby Name is Belle Cantankerous.
Take MIA PSYCHO’S ROLLER DERBY NAME GENERATOR today!
Well then, there we go.